Overheard on the plane back from Perth:

Mum: "Your dad doesn't like it when the plane takes off and lands."
Son: "Why?"
Mum: "I guess it's because your dad likes to be in control of things, you
know, to be in charge."
Son: "Oh, so you mean Dad wants to be the pilot!"
Mum: "Yeaaaa...."

(On peeking, it was an Aussie family travelling to Germany via transit at Singapore. And yes, Dad wasn't on board.)

Other random observations about Perth

Observation #1: Love their advertisements


Observation #2: Singaporean imposters

(Killiney? :P)